You know it’s hard out here for a cat
When she’s trying to find a space she can rent
Cause my owners said enough time’s been spent
Aint’ no trouble, I’ll find pad where I can sit.
Sorry, I just Netflix’d Hustle & Flow. Sometimes I get a little too involved in my shows.
I’m Sedona. A few months ago Zoe’s found me wandering stray. They took me in, found my chip, and contacted my owners. But they didn’t want me back. Harsh, right? No bother, I’ll find another warm lap where I can Netflix and chill!
That’s my favourite way to spend a day: cuddled up with a human, purrrrrfectly absorbed in good television. I’m also a big fan of heating pad naps with a musical accompaniment. Rough life, eh? Everyone should be so lucky to spend some time as a cat. Or at least with a cat.
Lucky for you, I’m available and willing to be the cat you live vicariously through. We can cuddle and conquer the screen world, one series at a time.
But, um, no dogs please. Those wild oafs scare the bejeepers out of me. I have mixed feelings towards other cats. Not a huge fan, but I could maybe warm up to the right cat under the right circumstances.
I’m pretty easy-going otherwise; a low-key love bug looking for a home who can keep me well-fed, well-cuddled and up-to-date on the small and silver screens. Doesn’t even have to be Netflix. Shomi, Crave, regular ol’ cable…I’m not fussy. (My foster mom will probably suggest a low-cal food, pay her no attention. None. Nada. Nope.)
I bet there’s a spot on your couch perfect for me. Hurry! The new season of Game of Thrones is starting!!
